It already has a far-flung network of sorting centers and letter carriers that allows it to deliver physical documents to every U.S. address six days every week.
He said he believed Pope Benedict was not being correctly informed by his staff and that in making certain documents known to the media he would deliver a "salutary shock" which would set the Church back on its right tracks.
The next morning he discovered on his way to work that there were even more documents, so he pulled off along the side of the highway so someone could deliver them to his car, signed the additional paperwork and had it all hand-delivered to make the deadline.