Above all, be prepared for wind, sun and nights of bone-chilling cold.

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Monday's opposition rally in Moscow drew many of the young middle-class Muscovites who have turned out by the tens of thousands for four previous demonstrations in this winter's bone-chilling cold.

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Getting chilled to the bone (accidental excessive cold) counts for 0.25 of an admission, intentional self-harm to 0.20 per cent of an admission.

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