Because once upon a time there was just one evil empire and it was named Microsoft.

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Nor can publishers and authors, who are struggling for a way to survive in a new age, portray their conflict with the company as one between good and evil.

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"There is only one Evil Empire in baseball and it is the New York Yankees, " the judges wrote.

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"In short, the record shows that there is only one Evil Empire in baseball and it is the New York Yankees, " wrote the judges.

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You see, in addition to growing increasingly sick and depressed from all the evil hauntings, one of the flatmates even claims to have woken up with deep body scratches, for which he blamed the mirror and kindly provided a link on eBay for photographic proof.

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Compson played the role of two twin sisters, one of whom was good and the other was evil.

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"This is no less than liberty versus tyranny, good versus evil, and there is no middle ground, " said one woman at a meeting in Adel, Iowa.

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He says he learned one fundamental thing from his encounter with evil: freedom matters and nothing is more fundamental to freedom than the right to self-preservation.

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Tell them that it was a mistake for Google not to put a red light indicating that a photo or video is being taken, and that you hope there will be one in future iterations (even though evil folk may find a way to somehow disable the light).

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Aflac thought I was such an evil person and what I did so heinous that there was only one way to deal with this: Hire a new guy to imitate Gilbert Gottfried, pay him less, save a trainload of cash on commercials, thus bringing closure to this horrible tragedy.

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From one source at root: a wrong standard of morality, of good and evil.

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And two new proof-of-concept attacks revealed by security researchers may show just how much damage one evil Android app can do.

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