"I have enough self-awareness to realize that I pretty much made an ass of myself last year, " he said.

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Or we could conclude that sometimes the law is an ass.

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An ass that could drag the moon out of orbit.

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The problem is, I'm still in love with Mr. Writer, a man who is more likely to show up in a "Falls on Ass" video than an "Everlasting Love" commercial.

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It was simply your job to be an ethical, honest person, work your ass off, do some good for somebody else, and be happy you got to do it.

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There is an old saying: if you kick a mastodon in the ass, twenty minutes later it will say ouch. (Sadly, no mastodon has been around for a while to confirm the accuracy of this).

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Within the past month, HTC released one of the most kick-ass phones ever: the Droid DNA. It offers screaming performance and an insanely beautiful 1080p display.

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Including "The Hangover, " five of this summer's 13 sequels are live-action comedies, such as Adam Sandler's family-oriented "Grown Ups 2" and "Kick-Ass 2" (Aug. 16), starring Aaron Taylor-Johnson as an angst-ridden high-school student turned superhero with no actual superpowers.

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