No one is even 2 to the 300 millionth times smarter than a squirrel.
Nor does it know why a squirrel waves its tail in front of an angry rattlesnake.
If I spot a squirrel between here and the hotel, I'll let you know.
He and Molly had fled to the atrium, had hot scones, watched a squirrel mess with a plastic cup.
This year, the annual tour takes in diverse locations, from a squirrel conservation project on Anglesey to a sock factory in Carmarthenshire.
Did grown men weep on discovering that a squirrel had noshed on a tulip bulb worth more than the value of their house?
We sat there drinking lemonade, like an old married couple, watching the kids passing on bicycles, a squirrel scampering along a telephone wire.
For Andrew Blum, a writer for Wired, that illusion was shattered on the day a squirrel chewed through the wire connecting his house to the internet.
During hibernation, the levels of tau protein in a squirrel's hippocampal cells are directly correlated with the loss of synapses but not with the appearance of lesions.
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Among the highest scoring: the University of Georgia Bulldogs' Hairy Dawg, Michigan State University's Sparty (as in Spartan) and the University of Minnesota's Goldy the Gopher, who is hugely popular with local fans despite looking like a squirrel.
On May 28, 1959 a rhesus monkey named Able and a squirrel monkey named Miss Baker blasted off on an American Jupiter missile and became the first primates to successfully travel into space and return to Earth alive.
His Houston socialite lover, Joanne Herring, first made him visit Afghan wounded, implying that helping them was a test of his virility, but Mr Wilson was a pacifist who couldn't bear to shoot a squirrel out of a tree.
You had merely to lead them to the plate-glass porch door and point out a squirrel or a cat running on the railing, or the automatic pool vacuum flipping its tail in the water as it carried on, side to side, end to end.
What do they say, even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while?
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Lucky visitors may even glimpse a flying squirrel leaping from tree to tree.
"Snakes will rarely strike a flagging adult squirrel, and if they do they almost always miss, " said Rulon Clark, assistant professor of biology at San Diego State University.
At the center of his cast is Nutty the Squirrel, a fast-talking puppet that sounds like Mr. Maynard on caffeine and helium.
To find it, turn into a tiny alley off the main Rynok Square and squirrel away from sight along old houses until you spot an oak door with a blue bottle over it.
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It said Mr McRae was "undertaking a demanding manoeuvre" before the Eurocopter Squirrel aircraft hit trees and crashed.
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But when she and Tom meet again, Blue Squirrel decides against revenge and marries a childhood companion of Wedgwood instead.
He had his senator (at the time Bill Cohen, who became Bill Clinton's secretary of defense) tack a rider onto a bill putting Trenholm's nonprofit, Squirrel Point Lighthouse Associates, in charge.
What the rest of the world sees as squirrel chow Von Ehr sees as a perfect woodmaking machine, with the necessary energy supply, tools and complete instructions wrapped in a small package.
"We can no longer take red squirrels for granted, like other members of our fauna and flora, they have suffered as the result of the spread of a non-native species - the grey squirrel, " she said.
The family has set up a donation site in her memory to support red squirrel conservation.
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