但我学会了两个与众不同的安全忠告，谨记于心，现在我把它们告诉大家，说不定这忠告能救一位或两位订阅者的性命呢。

But I picked up two offbeat safety tips that have stuck in my mind and which I now pass on in case they might save the life of a subscriber or two.

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给每个有耐心的消费者一个忠告：如果你现在超级想吃奶酪和通心粉，就算加了辣椒酱也可以狼吞虎咽，那么最好小心了，这样的食物组合可能会导致患病住院。

Here's a tip for all you potential consumers: if you want macaroni and cheese so badly that you're willing to eat it in a push pop, you have an illness and need to reach out to a professional.

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给潜在投资者的忠告是：不要着急，没有任何理由让你仓促行事。

Memo to potential investors: There is never a hurry, never a reason to rush.

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