An old cowboy goes into a bar and orders a drink. As he sits there 6)sipping his whiskey, a young lady sits down next to him. She turns to the cowboy and asks him, “Are you a real cowboy?” He replies, “Well, I spent my whole life on the 7)ranch, herdin’ horses, mendin’ fences and brandin’ cattle, so I guess I am.” She says, “I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinkin’ about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower or watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women.” A little while later a couple sits down next to the old cowboy and asks him, “Are you a real cowboy?” He replies, “Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.”
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