He is the rare man of sixty-two who is not shy about showing his ass an ass finely sausaged into a pair of alarmingly tight black jeans to twenty thousand paying customers.
As he puts it, 'It's the biggest pain in the ass - you can wait two hours to sit and the staff is hands-down the meanest - but it's most frequently giving you the perfect pizza.
And yet he is fortunate to have one such as I to hump his coat up that big-ass hill, which, due to its steepness, is not exactly my cup of tea, Robin said.