今天，两名初级物理学家被解雇，因为他们将两个马栗子放入大型强子对撞机加速到近接光速进行对撞。

Two junior particle physicists were dismissed today after using the Large Hadron Collider to smash conkers into each other at near-light speed.

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译文：我知道我们想搞得特别一点。但小栗子是匹马，只要他没被做成肉丸在宜家出售，都应该庆生。

I know we want this to be special. But chestnut is a horse, any day he's not being made into an Ikea meatball is a birthday.

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