下次在会场或在会议上出现冷场的时候，试着讲讲这个：“长颈鹿走进一家酒吧，说‘来杯苏打(姜汁)威士忌’”。
Try this one the next time you're in a meeting or a conference and there's a lull in the conversation: "Giraffe walks into a bar, says, 'the highballs are on me."
一些学者指出，大象和长颈鹿都不会摆动它们又长又粗的尾巴来阻止雄性的靠近。
Some point out that neither elephants nor giraffes sport long, thick tails to obstruct male access.
据达尔文理论，长颈鹿几千年来的长脖子，是由于长脖子基因在漫长的演变过程中，逐渐占据上风。
By Darwinist thinking, giraffes got their long necks over millennia because genes for long necks had, very slowly, gained advantage.
应用推荐