尽管我在这里开了不少的玩笑，不过还是要讲一讲更多的事实真相。

While there is much said in jest here, there's also much said in truth.

youdao

事实上，我接下来要讲述的故事细节尤其令人神经紧张。 这件事发生在一个风景优美的地方。

Truth is, the detailsI’m about to relate are especially unnerving, taking place as they didin such a picturesque setting.

youdao

请不要讲你的看法，只讲事实好了。

Please spare me your opinion, just tell me the facts.

youdao