老头回答道：“他说他认识你！”

The old man replied, "he said he knows you!"

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老头回答道：“我告诉她我今年已经99了，所以她愿意跟我闪婚！”

" And the old man replied, "I told her I was 99, so she would marry me quick! "

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老头回答：“如果我的生活不完美不纯洁，上帝不会每天午夜在我起床上厕所的时候为我打开浴室的电灯。”

" The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life, the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom lights on for me everytime I get up in the middle of the night.

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