我瞧在这家里我可再也住不下去啦——瞧瞧这可怜的小子，他都要噎死啦！喂，喂！

I see this house will never do for me — look at t 'poor lad, he's fair choking!

youdao

我还有个大孙子，那可是我的心头肉。可你知道，半大小子，吃死老子。多亏了杰夫，让我还能养得起这熊孩子。

I also have a grandson. He is awesome. But, you know, teenagers are very expensive. Thanks to Jeff, I'm still able to afford him.

youdao

记住快点拔，不要让你家的土豆烂地里，牙疼疼死你小子，更重要的不要忘了，不拔，老婆肚子一下子就会大起来！

Remember to pull and don't let your rotten potatoes fields, toothache is killing your boy, it is more important, don't forget, don't pull out, my wife suddenly will be great!

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