今天，我收到一个电话，是一个我在网上遇到的“单身”网友的老婆打来的，她已经怀孕三个月了，威胁说要揍我。
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass.
一个是要我选择要么做他老婆，要么做他徒弟。
One left me no choice but either being his wife or his disciple.
另外一 个朋友就说话了：哎， 我跟我老婆吵架，那我 老婆就说啊，现在开始 要一个礼拜不跟我说话 这样子。
The other friend answered My wife quarrel with me, she said that You havnt chat with me already been a week.
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