我们发现说那些会让妻子们眼睛骨碌碌地转的事情更为安全,诸如:“昨晚我梦到我吃了一个十磅重的棉花糖,醒来之后,我发现枕头不见了。”
We find it safer to say things that make a bride's eyes roll. Things like, "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound 14 marshmallow, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone."
STUDENT: PROFESSOR: See if I can get it all the way to the back.
学生:听不见:,教授:看看我能不能把糖扔到最后去。
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