杰克邀请我去探望他和卡洛琳,但我儿子迪诺当时刚从游乐场的攀登架之类的地方摔了下来。
Jack had invited me over to visit with him and Caroline, but my son, Dino, had fallen off a playground jungle gym or something.
但我儿子的地方,我最喜欢阅读的厕所。
But the place where my son and I enjoy reading most is in the toilet.
虽然我儿子很喜欢吃水果,但我只能买两个梨给他。
Although my son liked eating fruit very much, I could buy only two pears and gave them to him.
But I feel the same thing often when my son brings his friends, maybe that I've known for a long time.
但我也感觉得到,尤其是我儿子带朋友回来时,也许我早认识了。
And in that--I'm so careful, perhaps the blocks are numbered, I'm so careful that every block is in the exactly same position as in the case where my son built it.
我搭的非常仔细,也许这些积木都编了号,但我搭的很仔细,所以每块积木,都在我儿子之前搭那座塔时,摆在的位置上。
Now, this is going to get progressively weirder but I will have to say, as the father of two sons, both sons went through a phase where they explicitly said they wanted to marry Mommy.
现在,事情变得越来越诡异,但我要说,我是两个儿子的父亲,我的两个儿子在性器官期时,都曾明确地说过要娶他们的妈妈。
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