每一次的恋情在刚开始看起来都是很有发展前景的，但每当我们变得亲近的时候，我就会说一些蠢话，然后毁了一切，迫使她选择离开我。

Every date seemed promising at the start, but almost every time we got closer, I would say something stupid to ruin it and turn her off.

youdao

节目刚开始看起来一切正常（你要是把电视静音了你会一直认为还挺正常的），其实这都是给观众安排好的恶作剧。

What looked legit at first (if you had you T.V. on mute you’d think as much) might actually be a prank on viewers.

youdao

想想看，刚开始一切都很好。

And to think, it all began so well.

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