abstract:"Zero Friction" is a 2005 single by the post-grunge band The Presidents of the United States of America. It was the last single from their fourth album Love Everybody.
Instead, the company's selling SteornLab testing equipment to other organizations working on magic fairy-power rotary and magnetic systems, and it's also got plans to sell something called "ZeroF passive magnetic bearings" later this year -- we'd assume ZeroF means "zero friction, " which is nicely impossible and totally in line with basically everything Steorn stands for.