If you subsequently get upset, say that you will take responsibility for your tears and you want him to take responsibility for what you are saying.

如果你随后变得烦恼，那就说你会为你的眼泪负责，你想让他对你说的话负责。

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Maybe it seems too obvious: if you don't expect tears, you will always be crying two things instead of one, and it's your fault.

这个原因其实已经很明显了：如果你不认为自己会落泪更多的话，你就会一直为两件事，而不是一件事哭泣。

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But there are always a few exceptions and if your child wants you to play with them, you are likely to be bored to tears.

但也有少数例外的孩子，如果你的孩子想和你玩，那你可能要烦到哭。

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