Oh, you bought the wrong paper, Anne, I can't write on this paper, Anne!

哦，安妮，你买的纸张不对，我不能在这种纸上写东西，安妮！

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Which leaves just one question: is there a less than even chance that Dr Iaonnidis's paper itself is wrong?

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This is an old paper so of course the numbers are wrong.

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