Ben Stone (Seth Rogen) is a feckless oaf with a widegrin, a bong, and four lazy housemates who are too old to be boys but will never, unless fate takes a hand, bother to grow into men.
Half an hour later, room service arrived with still and sparkling Voss--"just in case you don't like that kind, " said its bearer, winning me over with his widegrin as he motioned toward the pitcher of cucumber-mint water on the table.