If he is considered at risk, he will be taken to the psychiatric unit at Valkenburg Hospital in Cape Town, before being sent to the city's Goodwood prison.
Depending on where in the United States you choose to attend school, you can receive college scholarships for being short, tall, fat, left-handed or a distant relative of Lambert and Annetje Van Valkenburg.
Of course, even if you're lucky enough to be a six-foot-four, 300 pound, left-handed Van Valkenburg with five amateur radios, it's unlikely that you'll scrap together enough in scholarships to pay for one year of college tuition, room and board.