He specializes in bycatch (the stuff that most commercial fishermen toss back, such as Bearded Brotula and Almaco Jacks).

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And when Pietersen hammered a Harbhajan Singh full-toss back to the off-spinner, the rate was around a daunting 17 an over.

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Maybe not, because 32-year-old Miller is actually showing up for practice early these days, even though he still likes to toss back a few.

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