The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !"
一个男人有一天对他老婆说，“我不知你怎么能够这样漂亮但同时又如此愚蠢。”
The wife, who is well-connected, responded to her foreign husband’s infidelity by hiring a group of thugs to put him in the hospital (a “beat him up, but don’t kill him” type of thing).
他老婆背景挺硬，面对外国丈夫的不忠，毅然找了帮流氓，把她老公送进了医院（也就是“教训教训他，但不要弄死他”这种事）。
what your wife needs every day!” to which the startled husband responded meekly, “What time should I bring her in every day?”
吓得目瞪口呆的丈夫听了之后，低声下气地问：“那我每天应该几点把她带到您这里？”
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