The nutritionist gave a great review of the drink, which contains less than a fifth of the sodium Gatorade has, more potassium than five regular sports drinks, the antioxidant equivalent of one or two cups of green tea and more vitamins than a serving of blueberries.

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Skeptics would credibly point out that the Tea Parties merely chose the lesser of two evils.

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K.K. was sitting under a tree in a railway chair, with two cups of tea on a table.

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