"So, you know, I would love to be with my family in the street as a normal person and I can't, so I am a completely different person in my private life, " added Mourinho, who will turn 50 in January.
It's not that we don't all love her, but with the bum economy, the houses we can't sell and fears of a Wall Street meltdown, we're just not looking to spend, you know, as much on her this year.