One idea being considered by Conservative ministers is to invite MPs of all parties to support a motion demonstrating their opposition to court rulings - as was used on the issue of prisoner voting rights.

BBC: Ministers look at Abu Qatada options

As one of her colleagues remarked, Ms Leadsom might have been a minister by now, but for her support for a motion calling for an EU referendum.

BBC: New thinking on Europe

Oh, and just in case this whole saga wasn't sordid enough already, the "leaked document" making all these waves today is actually a statement by TechCrunch's lawyer made in support of a motion to enjoin Fusion Garage from selling the JooJoo, and it's been publicly available since February 22, when it was first filed -- you can check the whole thing in the PDF below.

ENGADGET: More bad juju for JooJoo: shipping delays, pre-sale questions