Back in 2003, a guy in Colorado named Matthew Cole cut out a giant squarehole in his living room floor, sunk in a hot tub and turned his modest bachelor pad into a magnificent poor man's grotto.
How about ushering in a climate that is balanced and based on respecting and acknowledging the unique dialect women speak (in addition to the already accepted manner in which men communicate) to make it a more well-rounded company, instead of constantly trying to fit a round peg into a squarehole?