It will be slick, emotionally engineered, served up in bite-size chunks, and cast with people with little connection to "normal" life who will recite what's expected of them because they want to be on TV.
Rain-Slick Precipice 3 is a throwback to the classic 16-bit era and runs smooth without any kind of connection, so keep it on hand when you find yourself in one of those dark pockets of the world.