Pole vaulting, sprints, shot put, weight lifting, swimming, cycling, target shooting, tennis, marathonandgymnasticswereallevents at the first MordenOlympic Games.
People who drink chili out of Denver Bronco cup-holders and pray to Dustin Pedroia Fatheads suddenly become absorbed in tiny Olympic events like shooting and curling and pole-vaulting, despite knowing almost nothing about shooting and curling and pole-vaulting.