Dead men do not shit.

一个死人可不会拉撒。

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So far I have received: the news that my parents are divorcing, a dead bird and a pile of shit left on my bed (courtesy of the cat), a rash all over my face, and some slippers from my boyfriend.

我收到的礼物包括我爸妈离婚的消息，床上的一只死鸟和一坨大便(猫咪留下的)，满脸的疹子以及男朋友买的几双拖鞋。

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The shit slides out of the barrow when it's upturned with a slurping dead weight.

我把手推车向上掀起来，粪便就顺势哗啦啦地滑了下去。

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