Salespeople will even whip them up a frothy chocolate protein and carbohydrate shake or brew a cup of herbal tea.

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So, whoever wins the 2014 World Cup can blow their own whistle -- or do the caxirola shake.

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In hindsight, when you have the luxury of sitting at your desk with a nice cup of coffee and a fresh donut reading about this, you will likely wince and shake your head.

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