There's no word on when the update will grace the 8X's brethren on other carriers, but if your smartphone happens to call the magenta network home, mosey on over to the "Phone Update" settings section to check for the fresh release.

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The check should be payable, as above, to the Bureau of the Public Debt, and be sure to put a note in the Memo Section of your check.

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