Unfortunately, HP's Lewis Platt seems to be applying these lessons rather slowly for someone who actually did endure two years at the Wharton School in the mid-1960s.

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Later Hall's solicitor Correna Platt, of Stephensons Solicitors, said Mr Hall and his family were "devastated".

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Platt's towering header from strike partner King's teasing cross then forced a superb low stop from Kenny.

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