She said the Passat came "screeching" roundacorner, spinning in a handbrake turn, swerving from left to right, then mounting the pavement and hitting a grit bin before speeding away.
At SXSW, you never know who might share your elevator or literally bump into you as you roundacorner, so look your best, have your pitch down, and always carry your product or something to demo.
Mulgrew was sleeping as Alan broke away to drill a cross that Zaluska turned round for acorner and Echiejile was quickest to meet a flick on from the resulting delivery, with Glenn Loovens leaden-footed.