"The lawn needs to be watered, the cat box is stinky, there are dirty socks in the living room, silverware in the grass out back, and I can't get those children to get to bed at 7:30 no matter how hard I try, " he says.

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Their felt boots left room for three or four pairs of socks.

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And certainly nothing even close to what Zuckerberg built from a dorm room littered with empty beer cans and sweaty gym socks (that last part is unconfirmed).

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