You don't have to wait for Verizon to rollit out -- just follow the read link and look for the XV6700-related files on UTStarcom's site (user beware, of course, since this hasn't been announced).
This way, just because Google rolls out an awesome new browser doesn't mean you need to wait for HTC, Samsung, or whomever made your phone to rollit into a firmware update, and for your carrier to approve it -- almost all of the juicy user-facing stuff will happen through the Market.
And mentioning the statistic about gaming in bed (why does this matter?), it makes it seem that, if given the choice in the bedroom, women would rather harvest the hay in FarmVille than go for a roll in it.