As for T-shirts, a size small, short-sleeved number from Ralph Lauren (nyse: RL - news - people ) Sport equates to a medium "Favorite Tee" from Gap, and a size 18 crew-neck T-shirt from Petit Bateau.

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While I did not play lacrosse, I did grow up a Caddyshack-quoting, Ralph Lauren (nyse: RL - news - people )-wearing cake-eater from a shiny northern Chicago suburb.

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That will be tested fully over the Bank Holiday weekend, with Friday's game in Yorkshire followed by a home clash with Harlequins RL on Monday (1500 BST kick-off).

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