As everyone knows, copyright laws exist to protect owners of the copyrighted work from having their music or films downloaded without paying their rightful owner a royalty fee.
More importantly, as Commissioner of the league, is it arightful execution of power to fine an organization six-figures because a coach decides to take action that does not overtly violate a league rule?
This year, instead of sinking into a celebration of catastrophic kitsch, it's worth restoring the Titanic to its rightful place as a most modern memento mori.