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When subscribers were done watching, they would send the DVDs back and get more in return.

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Yet their Ivory Coast striker Francois Zoko left for Saturday's qualifier against Mali without permission and Nancy - whose general secretary Gerard Parentin stated the player would be punished on his return - have now demanded the Ivorian federation send the player back immediately.

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