Turi King, who carried out the DNA analysis, said it was a "real relief" when the results came through.

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The Merc's commentary from Rich Gray was aptly titled, "Comic Relief, " but the lawman also did a quick analysis on the cross-exam of Glenn Weadock, the gov's first expert witness, who said browser integration hurt some corporate customers.

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Upon deeper analysis, the correlation between starting-pitcher length and relief-pitcher reliability makes sense.

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