As Lady Fate would have it, the company apparently outed a memo of the features on its French blog earlier today, but before it could yank the 'pull' switch, an eagle-eyed reader managed to grab the text and run it through -- surprise, surprise -- Google Translate.

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Reality extends to the plain fact that there is no switch or level to push, pull or toggle that will instantaneously change the polarity of the flow.

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For the switch, I sewed paths of conductive thread that become bridged by the metal zipper pull when it passes by.

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