John Hastings then fell to Panesar and Keath went four runs short of a maiden 50, gloving a pullbehind off Collingwood, before Strauss brought himself and Middlesex team-mate Eoin Morgan on to bowl 'declaration' spin at each end.
Well, you know what, if you pull up behind our police station and say you're giving out free chicken dinners, you'll probably have 50 cops in line waiting for a free chicken dinner.