Forbes readers should strive to visit it, sample the local porco preto and olives, and revel in the unique, and ancient landscape, of the Alto Alentejo.
Porco Rosso, a hard-bitten veteran, insists that all the good fliers died in the Great War and suspects that God transformed him into a pig-man to punish him for surviving it.
"Bit by bit, we're accumulating the evidence that there is liquid water on Enceladus, " said Carolyn Porco, team leader of the Cassini imaging group and one of the senior scientists on the mission.