"When I found a medieval abbey in France that said they had been baking for 1300 years, but had lost the last monk who knew how to bake bread, I volunteered to come over and bake some bread for them.
VOA: standard.2010.07.16
Bake in searing Florida sun and serve on 45 islands scattershot over a 113-mile-long chain, connected by one long road.
Of course, you could also bake your own bread, using fresh ingredients from your wheat field, then go over to your backyard chicken coop and slaughter one for your meal.