Fleming's two great nephews, Robert and Diggory Laycock, will show off giant versions of the stamps outside the post office in Nettlebed, Oxfordshire, which they recently bought with Fleming's great-niece Rose Grimond.
Since we have no plans to chase Chris Hoy around a velodrome, we don't want things such as drop handlebars, frames made from ingeniously lightweight materials or aerodynamically thin tires (which will buckle the moment they hit that pothole outside the post office).