Try this one the next time you're in a meeting or a conference and there's a lull in the conversation: "Giraffe walks into a bar, says, 'the highballs are on me."

下次在会场或在会议上出现冷场的时候，试着讲讲这个：“长颈鹿走进一家酒吧，说‘来杯苏打(姜汁)威士忌’”。

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She knows that her mother likes giraffes; at the zoo, she stands for five or ten minutes at the edge of the giraffe area, talking about their beautiful large eyes and their long lovely eyelashes.

她知道妈妈喜欢长颈鹿，在动物园里，她在长颈鹿的园子里一站就是五到十分钟，称赞长颈鹿美丽的大眼睛和长长的眼睫毛。

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Giraffes rarely bend down to drink water or eat grass — a baby giraffe even can stand just 20 minutes after it's born!

长颈鹿很少弯下身子喝水或吃草—小长颈鹿甚至能在出生后20分钟站立。

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You walk a 100 yards off the track, passing through a landscape that looks just like northern Nevada, when suddenly you find yourself face-to-face with a wildebeest, 500 springbok, or a giraffe.

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