If I were a joke book, I'd be open everyday. And make you laugh happily.
如果我是一本笑话书，我愿每天打开，让你笑口常开。
When people open with a joke that is irrelevant, the implied message is, 'Please like me.'
一般来说，如果一个人用一个与主题无关的笑话开场，他们的潜台词是，‘请欢迎我好吗。’
"Store manager of this" head bar "a feeling of helplessness, so he and his joke:" Well, I told you not open a Microsoft technology you!
商店经理对这个“杠头”无可奈何，于是便和他开玩笑：“那我告诉你一个微软还未公开的技术吧！”
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