At first, when people would ask me how I was doing, I would hesitate, then offer either of two useful stories: 1. I am fine, or 2. I am very impaired.

起初当人们问我现在怎么样的时候，我会犹豫一下，然后告诉他们两个答案中的一个：1.我很好，2.我病得很重。

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As examples I offer you two stories of what you might not want to do with your iPhone.

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Bring two go-to short stories that offer something personal about you but stay in safe territory.

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