Your Wilson Pro H22 tennis racquet quickly became a drying rack for your underwear once you found out that the college tennis team was filled with power-hitting recruits from Estonia and the Ukraine who could knock a flash drive off the top of your head with a backhand.

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"If you're just running around like chickens with your head cut off, you're not going to accomplish anything, " Chiarelli said.

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Rubinstein keeps the pages turning and will have you slapping your head with both grief and relief as Ambrus pulls off another heist, and you cringingly realize that the Whiskey Robber is not going to stop himself from pushing his luck too far.

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